I have to write a resume but it’s fucking just gonna be my name on it with the unimpressive number of community service hours I did I am eighteen I don’t accomplish things
I’ve never related to anything more
college in a 17 second montage
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
- Led Zeppelin
-Babe I’m Gonna Leave You
favorite song of all time maybe.